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Blond Funny Jokes Welcome!Over 300 hand selected good funny blonde jokes for your laughing pleasure. Have some really funny blonde jokes you want to share? Submit your blond joke here Add Blonde Funny Joke. We will review the funniest blond jokes & post the best blond jokes online! Our Funny Blonde Jokes collection is growing monthly, so come back soon! Thank you! Funny Blonde Joke Of The Day!A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. "While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke! Latest Blonde Funny JokesQ. What is the difference between a blonde and beer? A. A Beer is cheaper!... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. Why do blondes put "TGIF" on their shoes?? ............... To remind them....... T= toes G... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. What do you see when you look in to a blondes eyes? The back of her head.... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. There were two blonde girls in the car driving to Niagara Falls. They see a large sign and it says N... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and the tuth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred d... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. Why did the Blonde keep missing work on Fridays. Then come Monday, she would casually stroll into wo... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. Q: A blond and a brunet are sky diving and falling to the ground. Who reaches the ground first? A... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. A blonde, red head and brunet are about to be killed because they committed a terrible crime. First ... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. A blonde walks into the university library and shouts I'll take a burger french fries and a shake. T... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. Two blonds are out looking at the full moon over New York Harbour. The one blond says "Which do you ... Read Funny Blonde Joke.. |
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