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Game of Football
A guy took his redhead girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.
'What do you mean?' he asked.
'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'
Submitted by Monika Jeisa Peitsch (28),
Calorie Conscious
Three blondes had just bought a can of Cola One and were anxious to try it for the first time.
So the first blonde opened the can and then the second blonde poured it into three glasses.
The third blonde eyed the three glasses suspiciously and said, "I wonder which one has the calorie?"
Submitted by Aliyah (23),
Betting!
There was a blonde and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7:00 news.
The Brunette said "I bet you a beer that that women will jump off that building"
"Ok" replied the Blonde.
Surely enough the women did jump off the building.
"Ok you won, budwieser or miller light?" said the Blonde
then the Brunette confessed... "No you dont owe me anything, I cheated because I saw the 5:00 news earlier"
the Blonde said, "So did I but I didnt think she would do it again"
Submitted by Jeff (), USA
Gynae Checkup!
A blonde goes to her gynecologist and tells the doctor that no matter how hard she and her husband have tried, she just can’t get pregnant.
The doctor says, "OK, take off your clothes and lay down on the table."
The blonde says, "Um, all right. But I was really hoping to have my husband’s baby."
Submitted by Hilton (23), Manhattan, USA
Three Blonde College Girls at Doctor's..
Three blonde college girls went in for physicals,
Upon examining the first blonde, the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'H' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?"
She says "my boyfriend is from Harvard, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love."
While examining the second blonde, the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'Y' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did you get this?"
She says "my boyfriend is from Yale, he likes to leave his letter sweater on when we make love."
During the examination of the third blonde, the Dr. notices a large letter 'M' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. says "I see your boyfriend is from the University of Minnesota!"
She responds "No, my girlfriend is from Wisconsin!"
Submitted by Gregory Warner (),
Length or Height!
Two blondes were at a Texas A&M and were giving the assignment to measure the height of the flag pole. They headed out with their ladders and tape measures and they were falling off the ladders and dropping their tape measures, the whole thing was just chaotic.
Eventually an engineer notices what they are trying to do and decides to help them out. He pulls the flag pole out of the ground and measures it, gives the measurements to one of the blondes and walks away.
After he was out of sight, the blond said "thats just like an engineer, we are looking for the height and he gives us the length!"
Submitted by Kathryn Cheryl Moss (),
Blonde and Polish Women
There were these three Polish Women at a bar.
A Blond walks in and askes the first one if she wants to hear a Polish joke!
She looked at her and said, "Hey, i'm a lightweight world championship wrestler, next to me is the world champion middleweight wrestler, next to HER is the judo world champion, And WE ARE POLISH!"
"So do you still wanna tell the joke?"
"NO!", said the blonde, "I don't have time to tell it three times"
Submitted by Irwin & Sheila Jones (), Connecticut
e-Mailbox!
A man was mowing his yard when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of her house, walked down her driveway, opened her mailbox, looked inside, then slammed it closed and stormed back inside her house.
Several minutes later, the same thing happened. As the man was finishing, his neighbor came out a third time and repeated her behavior.
"Is there a problem?" he asked.
"There certainly is," she replied. "My stupid computer keeps telling me: ‘You’ve got mail’!"
Submitted by Steve (), Denver, CO
Blonde at Laundry
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.
The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?”
The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.”
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