Joke > Pirates
These pirates captured a red head, a brown head, and a blonde. They took them to their boat and tied them up. So the pirates asked the redhead what her last wish was before they kill her and make her skin into a boat. So she told them that she wanted a knife, so they gave her the knife and she cut herself loose and swam away. So they asked the brown head what she wanted and she told them a pair of scissors. So they gave her some scissors and she took them and cut herself loose and swam away. So they asked the blonde what she wanted and she said a fork, so they gave her a fork and she started poking herself and said "Ha ha your boats gonna have holes in your boat."
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