Joke > Expelled from School!!!!
SALLY: I got 3 out of a 100 on her report card! (Her mom grabs her text book)
MOM: No wonder! This text book is over 10 years old!
Mom and Sally go to the school and at the next PTA meeting complain that the reason her daughters test scores are so low is because they did not provide present knowledge in their text books!
The principal says: We have one student too many, therefore we are no budget!
MOM: That's a bunch of bull... ! Get rid of one student then!
PRINCIPAL: Fine then! I'll expell the dumbest kid in the school! Your daughter! (Principal stands up)
Sally! You are here by expelled!
SALLY: But wait Mr.Freeman! If you expell me noow, I won't get to hear who the dumbest kid in the school is!!!!!
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