Blonde Joke > Lunch
There were three guys, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The redhead said "If I open my lunchbox and there are tacos in it i will jump off this cliff." So he opened his lunch box and there sure enough, tacos. So he jumped off and died. Then the brunette says "If there is an apple in my lunch box I will jump off the cliff too." So he opened it and sure enough there was an apple. So then he jumped off the cliff and died also. So, finally the blonde guy. He thought for a moment. And said aloud to himself "If there is a ham and cheese sandwich in my lunch box I guess I will jump off too." So he opened it and there was a ham and cheese sandwich. So he jumped off and died. Later on, the moms of the boys were crying by their caskets all in a row. The brunette and the redhead's moms are both weeping. But they notice the blonde's mother wasn't crying. So they asked her" Why aren't you crying about your son's tragedy?!" She said "I don't pack his lunch, he does it himself."
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