Heavenly
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" ...
Car
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe....
Jigsaw Joke!
Why did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw
puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."
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The Farm
A blond lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to
see him...when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in
the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled ou...
Lie Detector
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting
in it told a lie, the chair would open up and dump the liar on the floor.
During an experiment, a brunette s...
Disneyland
A blond was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT." After thinking for a minute, he
said to himself, "oh well!" and turned around...
Old Car
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling
it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem
to a brunette she worked...
Blondes at the River!
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind
them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, "E...
The Bar
Three blondes walked into a bar. The bartender asked the first what she wanted.
She replied "I'll have a bl." He thought a moment and then asked her
"What's a bl?" She replied, "...
Appliance Store
A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After
a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want
to buy this television," she says. The salesma...
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