Intel
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawye...
Interstate
A woman's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, ...
Female Boss
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the...
Wembley
80,000 blondes meet at the Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention." The compere says "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid....
Compact
Two blondes were walking down the street. One of the blondes noticed a compact laying on the ground. She picks it up, looks into the mirror, and says to the other blonde, "wow, t...
Lovers Point
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might ...
Blonde Guy
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's u...
Car Dent
A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she w...
Overseas
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! ...
Trivial Pursuit
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn and she rolled the dice, and landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone cal...
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