House Painter
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really...
Space
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde ...
Request
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures an...
Shocked
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcas...
Cheating
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of ...
Let it Burn
Eddie lived next door to a beautiful blonde named Julie.
One evening, as he was driving home from work, he noticed his neighbor's house was on fire. When he got closer, he saw ...
Peach Farmer
The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done very well. The only way he was going to make it financially was...
Fishing License
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse ...
Windows
A blonde walks into a curtain store and the salesman asks, "May I help you?"
The blonde says, "I need curtains for my computer."
Puzzled, the salesman asks, "What for?"
...
Vet
A young, blonde woman took a litter of yellow Labrador Retriever puppies to a veterinary clinic for innoculations. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in the...
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