Electrocution
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are about to be electrocuted. The guard allows each of them to say one thing before they go into the electric chair.
The brunette is first an...
Financial Advice
A blonde college co-ed ran in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she sobbed.
"I did? What did I tell you?" her father asked.
"You told ...
Burned A Hole
A young man came home from the office and found his blonde bride sobbing uncontrollably.
"I feel awful," she cried. "While I was pressing your suit, I burned a big hole in the ...
Blonde Bride
On their honeymoon night, the young blonde bride slipped into her sexiest nightie and, with great anticipation, got into bed. She lay there waiting for several minutes, only to rea...
Follow The Tracks
Three Indians, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde, had set up camp and became very much in need of food, so they went out hunting.
A little while had passed and the brunette ca...
Dead Duck
One day, a blonde and a brunette are walking in the park when the brunette notices a dead duck.
She turns to the blonde and says, "Oh, look at the poor dead duck."
The blon...
Numbers Only
The census taker rang the doorbell and was greeted by an attractive blonde woman. He explained he was from the Census Bureau and wanted to know how many were in the family.
"Le...
Too Much Sun
Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to ...
Diet Soda
Two blondes decided to share a can of diet soda. One blonde opened the can, poured half the contents into her own glass, and the other half into her friend's glass. Before throwing...
Dude Ranch
A blonde was at a Texas Dude Ranch.
As the cowboy was preparing the horses, he asked her whether she would like a Western or English saddle.
"What's the difference?" asked ...
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