Overweight
A blonde took her dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
"Your dog is overweight," the vet said. "You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise....
Babies
A blonde and her mother were talking, when the blonde asked, "Mom, is it true that babies comes from the same place where boys stick their thingies?"
"Yes, dear, it's true," he...
It Could Have Been Worse
A small clothing shop had been burglarized and a detective was questioning the blonde owner about how much she had lost.
"It's pretty bad," she said, "but not as bad as it coul...
Trying To End It
A blonde had grown tired of being made fun of and decided to end it all. She grabbed a rope and headed to a park where there were a lot of trees.
An hour later, a man walked by...
New Position
A couple felt that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, so they went to see a sex therapist.
After listening to their complaints, the therapist suggested they try a n...
Six Flags
Two blonde girls were on their way to Six Flags. When they were almost there, they saw a sign that read: Six Flags Left.
So, they turned around and went home!...
Repair Kit
Al was helping his blonde girlfriend, Diana, clean out the trunk of her car. In the trunk, he found a bag labelled 'Emergency Repair Kit'. When he looked a little closer, he notice...
Watchman
A blonde was walking by an office building late one night and noticed a sign that read: Press bell for night watchman."
So, she did.
Soon she heard the watchman clomping do...
Blonde Virgin
A blonde virgin told her grandmother that she was finally going out on her very first date.
Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is go...
Talk To Daddy
A young blonde farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there.
"Daddy isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you," she says. "You want our bull to ser...
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