X-Ray Glasses
A blonde guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but the store manager comes along and closes the deal.
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Karate Expert
Blonde Joe was a handsome young man, but definitely not the brightest guy around. Each day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would bea...
Euro Vacation
A blonde had just returned to the United States from a month-long European vacation. She'd been to England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, and Switzerland. Her boyfriend met her at...
Blonde Artist
A man asked that the blonde painter, paint him in the nude.
"Oh no!" replied the talented artist. "I'm sorry, but I don't do that sort of thing."
"I'll pay you double your ...
Grocery
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stranded at the grocery store after the brunette accidentally locked the keys in the car.
The redhead suggested they call a locksmith, b...
Telegram
Two sisters, one a brunette and the other a blonde, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a couple of years, they find themselves in financial trouble. In order to ke...
Flashlight
A blonde and a redhead were on an airplane when the engine blew and they were heading into a crash. Looking around inside the plane, they could only find one parachute and a flashl...
Communter
When a blonde came home after her first day of commuting to work, her mother immediately noticed that she looked a little peaked.
"Are you feeling all right, dear?" her mother ...
Teenage
A teenage blonde wants to go to a bar. Before she opens the door to the bar, she sees a sign, so she leaves. She comes back with twenty more blondes and they enter the bar.
The...
Stowaway
A young, blonde woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. Just as she was about to jump, a young sailor came by and saw her sobbin...
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