Magic Mirror
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, entered a room where they saw a magic mirror. If you looked into the mirror and told the truth, you got a wish. If you told a lie, ...
Raffle
A blonde was walking down the street carrying a pig under her arm.
A man who was walking past her stopped and asked, "Where did you get that?"
"I won her in a raffle!" the ...
Baby
A blonde and her mother were talking, when the blonde asked, "Mom, is it true that babies comes from the same place where boys stick their thingies?" "Yes, dear, it's true," her mo...
Jumping Brunettes!
A blonde is walking down the street after a long day of shopping. She sees a brunette in the street jumping and yelling, "26...26...26...!" The blonde thinks this looks like a lot ...
tree blonde
how do u get a blonde out of a tree
wave to her...
Burning Building
There once was a Blonde, Brunette, and a Red-Head who were stuck on a burning building. Some fireman came and said,"Brunette, Brunette, Jump downp down!" So she jumped but they mov...
Firing Squad
A blond, a redhead, and a brunette were going to be shot in a firing squad for stealing a comb. First, the redhead was going to be shot. When the captain said "Ready...Aim..." th...
Bad Day Blonde
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she is looking for her pencil....
The Microwave
One day a blonde walked into an electronics store and asked the clerk if she could buy a tv that she picked out. The clerk said "I dont sell to blondes". The blonde got mad and wal...
The Little Blonde That Could
There were 8 blondes walking into a coffee shop.. The first blonde said "Hey what's your name?" the second blonde said "The same as yours." Then the third blonde said "Well, what's...
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