Potato
There was a blond, a red head, and a brunette. They were all friends and had just robbed a store. The police were running after them. They soon found a small shed and ran inside. T...
Stranded Blonde
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead were stranded in the desert when their car broke down. They decided to walk to the nearest town for help and they each brought one item to help ...
$100,000 tree
There was a blond driving down a road and spotted at the sign that is on a tree next to a large mansion that said $100,000. She called the number and said "I want this item and I w...
Blonde and a Lawyer!
A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY. The blond was tired and the lawyer says do you want to play a fun game? The blond replies, "No thank...
The blonde and the iron board.
- What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
- The legs of an iron are hard to open....
Helicopter
A blonde decides to take helicopter lessons. So, she goes to a flight school, and after a brief introduction the blonde gets into the helicopter, and flies up in the air. 1,000 f...
Blondie fights Back!
Three blondes are walking down the beach/ They find a silver lamp and rub it. A genie flys out of the lamp and says, "Since there are three of you, I will give you each one wish." ...
Blonde and Sleeping Pills
A blonde goes to a sleep specialist says "I don't get any sleep anymore because the dogs outside make so much noise!" So the specialist gives the blond great sleeping pills! The bl...
Lunch
There were three guys, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The redhead said "If I open my lunchbox and there are tacos in it i will jump off this cliff." So he opened his lunch bo...
Bad Day
Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day??
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil....
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