Stranded Blonde
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead were stranded in the desert when their car broke down. They decided to walk to the nearest town for help and they each brought one item to help ...
$100,000 tree
There was a blond driving down a road and spotted at the sign that is on a tree next to a large mansion that said $100,000. She called the number and said "I want this item and I w...
Blonde and a Lawyer!
A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY. The blond was tired and the lawyer says do you want to play a fun game? The blond replies, "No thank...
The blonde and the iron board.
- What is the difference between and ironboard and a blond?
- The legs of an iron are hard to open....
Helicopter
A blonde decides to take helicopter lessons. So, she goes to a flight school, and after a brief introduction the blonde gets into the helicopter, and flies up in the air. 1,000 f...
Blondie fights Back!
Three blondes are walking down the beach/ They find a silver lamp and rub it. A genie flys out of the lamp and says, "Since there are three of you, I will give you each one wish." ...
Blonde and Sleeping Pills
A blonde goes to a sleep specialist says "I don't get any sleep anymore because the dogs outside make so much noise!" So the specialist gives the blond great sleeping pills! The bl...
Bad Day
Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day??
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil....
kill a blonde
how do u kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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{Q} Why did the blonde put a condom on her ear...{A} she didn't want to get hearing aids!!...
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