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Tree Blonde Joke
How did the blonde break a leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!...
Lunch
There were three guys, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The redhead said "If I open my lunchbox and there are tacos in it i will jump off this cliff." So he opened his lunch bo...
Bad Day
Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day??
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil....
kill a blonde
how do u kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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{Q} Why did the blonde put a condom on her ear...{A} she didn't want to get hearing aids!!...
Sears Store
Why did the blonde rush to go to the Sears store on Saturday morning? Because she heard that the boys pants where half off!...
Red Ears!
A blonde goes to the doctor because
she has red ears. The doctor asked what happened? The blonde answers I was ironing clothes and someone with the wrong number called and instead...
Plane
There was a blonde who bought a coach ticket to fly to California. When she got on the plane she sat in first class. The stewardess came around to check tickets and asked the blond...
taken care of the baby
There was a blonde grandmother and her blonde daughter who had a blonde son that was a year old. The daughter was leaving her son with the grandmother for one week, she gave her a...
Pirates
These pirates captured a red head, a brown head, and a blonde. They took them to their boat and tied them up. So the pirates asked the redhead what her last wish was before they ki...
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