kill a blonde
how do u kill a blonde...... put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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{Q} Why did the blonde put a condom on her ear...{A} she didn't want to get hearing aids!!...
Sears Store
Why did the blonde rush to go to the Sears store on Saturday morning? Because she heard that the boys pants where half off!...
Red Ears!
A blonde goes to the doctor because
she has red ears. The doctor asked what happened? The blonde answers I was ironing clothes and someone with the wrong number called and instead...
taken care of the baby
There was a blonde grandmother and her blonde daughter who had a blonde son that was a year old. The daughter was leaving her son with the grandmother for one week, she gave her a...
Pirates
These pirates captured a red head, a brown head, and a blonde. They took them to their boat and tied them up. So the pirates asked the redhead what her last wish was before they ki...
Confused Blonde
Q:How do you confuse a blond?
A:Put her in a car, lock the doors and drop the keys outside...
READ REAL SLOW
A Blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life saving...
Stranded on a Bridge
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stranded on a bridge. They have NO WAY to get off...until a genie pops out and says, "Whatever you say that's what you will fall into. ...
Carmen!
A guy walks up to a blonde in a bar and asks her name, She tells him Carmen. After a little bit, she explains to the guy that it is not her real name. She has been thinking of chan...
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