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Confused Blonde
Q:How do you confuse a blond?
A:Put her in a car, lock the doors and drop the keys outside...
READ REAL SLOW
A Blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life saving...
Stranded on a Bridge
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stranded on a bridge. They have NO WAY to get off...until a genie pops out and says, "Whatever you say that's what you will fall into. ...
Carmen!
A guy walks up to a blonde in a bar and asks her name, She tells him Carmen. After a little bit, she explains to the guy that it is not her real name. She has been thinking of chan...
Blonde and Juice Bottle
A man walked pass a blonde as he entered the supermarket to do his shopping. He noticed the Blonde starring at the juice bottles. After completing his shopping and on the way out ...
Locked Door!
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde one: I can't seem to get this do...
man eating tiger
A dumbe blonde and her brunette friend were walking down the path at the zoo. The brunette asked the blonde "Have u ever seen a man eating tiger?" The dumbe blonde replies "No, but...
A Blonde's Year
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
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911
Why couldn't the dumb blonde dial 911
She couldn't find the 11...
Shadow Blondes
Two blondes, one tall; one short were walking down the sidewalk when they noticed they were each being followed by a different shadow. The one blonde turns to her friend and quietl...
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