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Tricycle
Q:How do you know which tricycle belongs to a blonde?
A:It is the one with the training wheels!...
Heavens 100 jokes test!
There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head and they all die and go to the gates of Heaven. There is a angel there and he says if you dont laugh at any of my 100 jokes, you can go...
Volcano
Two blondes and a brunette are hanging off the side of a volcano, and decide to see who can stay there the longest. They've been there for about 2 hours when the brunette says "I k...
Dumb Blonde Grenade
Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You take out the pin and throw it back....
Tormenting Puzzle
One fine afternoon, a dumbe blonde was sitting at her kitchen table trying to figure out a puzzle. She sighs in despair, gives it up and calls her boyfriend. Later that day her bo...
Two Blondes on a Fence!
There where two blondes sitting on a fence 20 meters from Melbourne one nite on a full moon, The one blonde said to the other "What do you reckon is closer the moon or Melbourne?"
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The Bus!
This blonde was so stupid that after she missed the 44 bus .. she took the 22 bus twice....
Off to the Airport!
There was a blond driving to the airport and there was a sign that said "Airport left" She turned around and drove home....
Blonde Handiwoman!
French blonde needs a job. Figuring there is handiman work so I be a handiwoman!
She knocks on a door in the nice part of town .. Man answers and the blonde says I'm a handiwoma...
Expelled from School!!!!
SALLY: I got 3 out of a 100 on her report card! (Her mom grabs her text book)
MOM: No wonder! This text book is over 10 years old!
Mom and Sally go to the school and at the ...
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