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Blonde and Juice Bottle
A man walked pass a blonde as he entered the supermarket to do his shopping. He noticed the Blonde starring at the juice bottles. After completing his shopping and on the way out ...
Locked Door!
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde one: I can't seem to get this do...
man eating tiger
A dumbe blonde and her brunette friend were walking down the path at the zoo. The brunette asked the blonde "Have u ever seen a man eating tiger?" The dumbe blonde replies "No, but...
A Blonde's Year
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
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911
Why couldn't the dumb blonde dial 911
She couldn't find the 11...
Shadow Blondes
Two blondes, one tall; one short were walking down the sidewalk when they noticed they were each being followed by a different shadow. The one blonde turns to her friend and quietl...
Blonde Time
Once there was a blonde and she was on the computer checking the time for a movie. Then she called her best friend and said 'Hey do u want to go to the movies for 10:00?' Her frien...
Tricycle
Q:How do you know which tricycle belongs to a blonde?
A:It is the one with the training wheels!...
Heavens 100 jokes test!
There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head and they all die and go to the gates of Heaven. There is a angel there and he says if you dont laugh at any of my 100 jokes, you can go...
Volcano
Two blondes and a brunette are hanging off the side of a volcano, and decide to see who can stay there the longest. They've been there for about 2 hours when the brunette says "I k...
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