Stay in the Circle!
There was a blonde going out for a drive and crashes into a transport truck. The truck driver makes her pull over and tells her to get out of the car. He then grabs some chaulk and...
TV Store
A blonde walks into a TV store and says can buy this TV the store clerk says no because you're blonde. The next day she comes in with a black wig, She says can I buy this TV? The c...
Blonde Fart!
A blonde is on the bus with upset tummy and really needs to fart. She realizes the music is loud so know one will hear the fart .. so she lets it rip.
Then when they come to her...
Lunch
3 girls are at work on a bridge, they stop to have lunch. The brunette opens hers and says man if i get a sandwich again i'm jumping!! The the red head, if i get a burrito i'll jum...
Funny Dumbe Blondes
Why do blondes always smile during lighting?
They think their pictures are being taken!...
BMW Trouble!
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it just died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?' ...
SPEEDING TICKET
Police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just ye...
DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger...
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing tha...
First Blonde on the Sun!
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, bragged 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'Well, we were the first on the moon!'
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