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Dumb Blonde Grenade
Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You take out the pin and throw it back....
Tormenting Puzzle
One fine afternoon, a dumbe blonde was sitting at her kitchen table trying to figure out a puzzle. She sighs in despair, gives it up and calls her boyfriend. Later that day her bo...
Dumb Blonde
There was a red head and a blonde on top of a building it was burning down. They both jumped at the same time but which one hit the ground first?
The red head cause the blonde had...
Two Blondes on a Fence!
There where two blondes sitting on a fence 20 meters from Melbourne one nite on a full moon, The one blonde said to the other "What do you reckon is closer the moon or Melbourne?"
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Blonde Diet Math
This fat blonde decided to go to a diet meeting. Well on her second day there she burst out in excitement to the members that she had now made a great discovery. "That if you eat h...
The Bus!
This blonde was so stupid that after she missed the 44 bus .. she took the 22 bus twice....
Off to the Airport!
There was a blond driving to the airport and there was a sign that said "Airport left" She turned around and drove home....
Blonde Handiwoman!
French blonde needs a job. Figuring there is handiman work so I be a handiwoman!
She knocks on a door in the nice part of town .. Man answers and the blonde says I'm a handiwoma...
Square Boobs
Why did the blonde have square boobs at the party?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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Expelled from School!!!!
SALLY: I got 3 out of a 100 on her report card! (Her mom grabs her text book)
MOM: No wonder! This text book is over 10 years old!
Mom and Sally go to the school and at the ...
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