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Blonde & Mosquitos
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
You slap a mosquito, it stops bugging you!...
Blonde Time
Once there was a blonde and she was on the computer checking the time for a movie. Then she called her best friend and said 'Hey do u want to go to the movies for 10:00?' Her frien...
Tricycle
Q:How do you know which tricycle belongs to a blonde?
A:It is the one with the training wheels!...
Heavens 100 jokes test!
There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head and they all die and go to the gates of Heaven. There is a angel there and he says if you dont laugh at any of my 100 jokes, you can go...
Volcano
Two blondes and a brunette are hanging off the side of a volcano, and decide to see who can stay there the longest. They've been there for about 2 hours when the brunette says "I k...
Blond Mattress
Q: What do you call four blonds laying on the floor in a row?
A:An air mattress...
Dumb Blonde Grenade
Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You take out the pin and throw it back....
Tormenting Puzzle
One fine afternoon, a dumbe blonde was sitting at her kitchen table trying to figure out a puzzle. She sighs in despair, gives it up and calls her boyfriend. Later that day her bo...
Dumb Blonde
There was a red head and a blonde on top of a building it was burning down. They both jumped at the same time but which one hit the ground first?
The red head cause the blonde had...
Two Blondes on a Fence!
There where two blondes sitting on a fence 20 meters from Melbourne one nite on a full moon, The one blonde said to the other "What do you reckon is closer the moon or Melbourne?"
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