IN A VACUUM!
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone c...
Two New Dogs!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was n...
the perfect christmas tree
Two blondes set out looking for a perfect Christmas Tree. They had dressed warmly, had a hatchet, a chainsaw. They looked for hours and had walked miles. So finally the one blonde ...
FIRE!!
There was a blonde, a burnet and a red head all being helded hostage by this bad guy. He asked the red head "do you have any last words" she said" yea ..tornado coming!" he turns a...
Firing squad
Okay... a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette are put in front of a firing squad to pay for their crimes. The chief says, "ready, aim..." and the brunette yells, "tornado!". The fir...
IDK!
A blonde texted a brunette friend "What does IDK mean?" The brunette responses "I Don't Know". The blonde texted back 'Oh my god i can't find any body that knows!"...
Hot and Cold!
A blonde and her husband are having their 2nd Anniversary. So the wife goes out and looks for something to buy as a present. She finds a thermos, and asks the cashier what it does....
FIRE! FIRE!
One day a blonde comes home from a day of shopping and she notices her house is on fire. She calls 9-1-1 and the operator says "What is the nature of your emergency?" the blonde sa...
Three Blonde Foreigners
One day 3 blondes came to the U.S.A. Each blonde got a job. The first was at a store and learned to say yes, yes. The 2nd was at a restaurant and learned the words forks and knives...
the farmer, the blonde, and the herd of sheep
A blonde was fed up and tired of being made fun of so she died her hair brown. She went driving around town and saw a farmer with a herd of sheep. She said "If I can guess how many...
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