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megan slutlage
One day a dumb blonde goes into the school lunchroom .. she walks up to a red head and said "I can whip your butt". The red head quickly got up and whipped blondies butt. The blond...
Blonde Diet Math
This fat blonde decided to go to a diet meeting. Well on her second day there she burst out in excitement to the members that she had now made a great discovery. "That if you eat h...
The Bus!
This blonde was so stupid that after she missed the 44 bus .. she took the 22 bus twice....
Off to the Airport!
There was a blond driving to the airport and there was a sign that said "Airport left" She turned around and drove home....
Blonde Handiwoman!
French blonde needs a job. Figuring there is handiman work so I be a handiwoman!
She knocks on a door in the nice part of town .. Man answers and the blonde says I'm a handiwoma...
Square Boobs
Why did the blonde have square boobs at the party?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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Expelled from School!!!!
SALLY: I got 3 out of a 100 on her report card! (Her mom grabs her text book)
MOM: No wonder! This text book is over 10 years old!
Mom and Sally go to the school and at the ...
Stay in the Circle!
There was a blonde going out for a drive and crashes into a transport truck. The truck driver makes her pull over and tells her to get out of the car. He then grabs some chaulk and...
TV Store
A blonde walks into a TV store and says can buy this TV the store clerk says no because you're blonde. The next day she comes in with a black wig, She says can I buy this TV? The c...
Blonde Fart!
A blonde is on the bus with upset tummy and really needs to fart. She realizes the music is loud so know one will hear the fart .. so she lets it rip.
Then when they come to her...
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