First Blonde on the Sun!
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, bragged 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'Well, we were the first on the moon!'
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IN A VACUUM!
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone c...
Two New Dogs!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was n...
the perfect christmas tree
Two blondes set out looking for a perfect Christmas Tree. They had dressed warmly, had a hatchet, a chainsaw. They looked for hours and had walked miles. So finally the one blonde ...
FIRE!!
There was a blonde, a burnet and a red head all being helded hostage by this bad guy. He asked the red head "do you have any last words" she said" yea ..tornado coming!" he turns a...
!women!
Why are blondes like hurricanes?
Because when they come in it's wild and crazy .. and after they have left .. they have taken your car and house....
Firing squad
Okay... a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette are put in front of a firing squad to pay for their crimes. The chief says, "ready, aim..." and the brunette yells, "tornado!". The fir...
IDK!
A blonde texted a brunette friend "What does IDK mean?" The brunette responses "I Don't Know". The blonde texted back 'Oh my god i can't find any body that knows!"...
Hot and Cold!
A blonde and her husband are having their 2nd Anniversary. So the wife goes out and looks for something to buy as a present. She finds a thermos, and asks the cashier what it does....
FIRE! FIRE!
One day a blonde comes home from a day of shopping and she notices her house is on fire. She calls 9-1-1 and the operator says "What is the nature of your emergency?" the blonde sa...
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