Lunch
3 girls are at work on a bridge, they stop to have lunch. The brunette opens hers and says man if i get a sandwich again i'm jumping!! The the red head, if i get a burrito i'll jum...
Soda Machine
There was this dumb blonde outside the grocery store. She puts a dollar in the soda machine and pushes the button. Out comes a coke. She puts another dollar in and pushes the butt...
Brunett comes home 1 day to see her blonde friend with a rope round her waist. The brunett goes "Why the heck have you got a rope around your waist." The blonde goes "I'm trying to end it all cause I'm tired of being dumb." The brunett goes "Why isn't it around your neck" the blonde goes "Yer I tried that but I couldn't breath.
Blond jokes...
Funny Dumbe Blondes
Why do blondes always smile during lighting?
They think their pictures are being taken!...
BMW Trouble!
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it just died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?' ...
SPEEDING TICKET
Police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just ye...
DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger...
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing tha...
First Blonde on the Sun!
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, bragged 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'Well, we were the first on the moon!'
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IN A VACUUM!
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone c...
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