Pizza Bar
One day a blond walks into a bar and orders a medium pepperoni pizza to go! The pizza man asks cut in 4 or 8 slices? The blond says "Well I can't really eat 8 slices so I'll just t...
Oh Crap
Once there is a high magical water park slide. When you went down the slide you would land in whatever you would say. There was a red head, a burnette and a blonde going down slide...
Blonde Husband
This blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?"...
Blonde Cop
Blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver who ran a stop sign and asks her for id.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse, glove box and car and can't find her license. Off...
Blonde Trip
A blonde was cruising down the highway at break neck speed off to her hair appointment when a cop pulled her over.
Lady, can I see your license and registration, asked the cop...
Blonde with a Pig
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy fat pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone shouted out,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied, "I won her...
Blonde In the School
How do you recognize a blonde student in school?
They are the only ones erasing their notebook when the teacher erases the blackboard.
Duh!
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Blonde Painting the house
Married blonde was concerned about her stupidity lately to her husband, so she decided to make it up to him by painting the house while he's away at work.
The husband comes home...
Right pronunciation
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, a City's name which was derived from Coo-no-mo-wauk, the Potawatomi term for "waterfall. The touri...
Cheating Husband
A blonde found out that her husband of 10 years was cheating on her.
Desperate, she went out, bought a gun and returned home. She went upstairs prepared to end it all only to have...
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