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Blond Locked in Car
A Blonde was explaining some basic safety tips that her blonde friend can use when she is out late at night.
So, when you park your car at the club, you should park under a lig...
Santa
Q What did Santa say when he came down the chimney and saw 3 blonds sitting on the couch?
A Hoe Hoe Hoe...
Hooters Airline
It was meal time during a flight on a Hooters Airline to Houston Texas.
The blonde flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "Would you like dinner?"
John asked "What a...
Dumb New York Blondes
Two blonds are out looking at the full moon over New York Harbour. The one blond says "Which do you think is closer the moon or Florida"? The other blonde replies "duh" .. do you s...
Library-Restaurant
A blonde walks into the university library and shouts I'll take a burger french fries and a shake. The librarian says this is a library. The blonde looks around at all of the quite...
Ready Aim!
A blonde, red head and brunet are about to be killed because they committed a terrible crime. First to be killed is the red head. The commander asks her if she has any last words b...
Sky Plumit
Q: A blond and a brunet are sky diving and falling to the ground. Who reaches the ground first? A: The brunnet of course, the blonde had to stop to ask for directions!...
Four Day Week
Why did the Blonde keep missing work on Fridays. Then come Monday, she would casually stroll into work around 10:00 PM like there was nothing wrong.
Fellow employees told her th...
100 dollar bill
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and the tuth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Who picked it up?
No one! The dumb blonde is too clu...
Driving to Niagara Falls
There were two blonde girls in the car driving to Niagara Falls. They see a large sign and it says Niagara Falls left. So the one blonde girls says "Oh no look, Niagara Falls left ...
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