The Kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tre...
Unexpected
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussi...
Special Blonde Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I ...
Last Requests
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last re...
More Misc
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a blonde clutching at thin air?
A: A woman collecting her thoughts.
Q: What do...
More Misc
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jar.
Q: Why don't blo...
Tragedy
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some...
Flakey Blonde!
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'...
Air Freshner
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a 'blonde lady' driver.
"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?
The woman replie...
Trees and Blondes
A car is driving down the street when all of a sudden it starts violently swerving across the road.
The car keeps going back and forth, delaying traffic for miles until someone ...
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