Hospital
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
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Exposed
The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for inde...
Leapers
A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.
He suddenly notices that one is still breathin...
Blondes In A Bar
The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes.
They head up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne...
Not All Are Dumb
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a n...
Blind Guy
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know somethin...
The Breakdown
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump tw...
Fishing
A blonde decided to go ice fishing.
So, she gathered her gear and headed to the nearest pond she could find.
She started to cut a hole in the ice when suddenly a booming voic...
Hurting
A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yell...
TGIF
A blonde steps into an elevator, smiles at the man already on, and says," T-G-I-F."
The man smiles and says," S-H-I-T."
The blonde smiles back and replies," T-G-I-F."
The ...
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