Bird Question
The Bird Question A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin. Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one lifeline left: phone a friend. ...
Windows
Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the...
Football
A guy took his redhead girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each othe...
Bettinbg
There was a blonde and a brunette and they walked into a bar, sat down and started to watch the 7:00 news.
The Brunette said "I bet you a beer that that women will jump off that b...
Physicals
Three blonde college girls went in for physicals,
Upon examining the first blonde, the Dr. notices she has a large letter 'H' imprinted on her chest. The Dr. asked her "how did yo...
Length or Height
Two blondes were at a Texas A&M and were giving the assignment to measure the height of the flag pole. They headed out with their ladders and tape measures and they were falling of...
Mailbox
A man was mowing his yard when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of her house, walked down her driveway, opened her mailbox, looked inside, then slammed it closed and ...
Laundry
Game of Football
A guy took his redhead girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were...
Coffee!
A blonde finally got married and on her birthday her husband went the distance and bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. The s...
Flying
Two blonde pilots are trying to land an airplane.
They start descending and as they touch the ground the one blonde screams to the other blonde, "Bambi, pull up, the runaway is...
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